"I Didn’t Stab Anyone Today” Vinyl Decal

Some days are about big wins.
Some days are about self-control.

This playful-yet-unhinged design blends retro smiley vibes with bold dark humor for a decal that stands out without saying too much. Durable, clean, and easy to apply, it’s built for everyday carry — just like your sarcasm.

Printed on premium satin-finish vinyl, this decal applies smoothly without bubbles and removes cleanly when you're ready to switch things up.

Perfect for:

• Laptops
• Water bottles
• Toolboxes
• Notebooks
• Vehicles
• Tactical gear cases