{"product_id":"matte-poster-crayon-eater-for-life-bulldog-art-print","title":"Devil Dog Matte Poster — \"Crayon Eater For Life\" Bulldog Art Print","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"537\" data-start=\"163\"\u003eThis matte vertical poster doesn’t just hang on the wall — it \u003cem data-end=\"244\" data-start=\"225\"\u003easserts dominance\u003c\/em\u003e. Printed on museum-grade archival paper with rich giclée inks, the colors stay bold, saturated, and ready for inspection long after lights-out. The glare-free matte finish keeps everything crisp and tactile, giving the piece a clean, gallery-quality feel with zero shine and maximum attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"947\" data-start=\"539\"\u003eFront and center is a battle-tested bulldog absolutely committed to its mission, demolishing a mouthful of crayons beneath the unapologetic banner “CRAYON EATER FOR LIFE.” It’s equal parts inside joke, badge of honor, and visual warning. Perfect for offices, game rooms, gyms, studios, or anywhere discipline meets dark humor, this poster delivers laughs without disrespect and pride without explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1102\" data-start=\"949\"\u003eAvailable in multiple sizes, it’s a bold focal point for anyone who understands that some titles aren’t given — they’re earned (and occasionally chewed).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1129\" data-start=\"1109\"\u003eProduct features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1477\" data-start=\"1130\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1203\" data-start=\"1130\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1203\" data-start=\"1132\"\u003eMuseum-grade archival paper for long-lasting color and zero yellowing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1273\" data-start=\"1204\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1273\" data-start=\"1206\"\u003eHigh-resolution giclée printing with vibrant, fade-resistant inks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1329\" data-start=\"1274\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1329\" data-start=\"1276\"\u003eMatte finish reduces glare and enhances fine detail\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1385\" data-start=\"1330\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1385\" data-start=\"1332\"\u003eAvailable in 46 sizes (±1\/16\" production tolerance)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1477\" data-start=\"1386\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1477\" data-start=\"1388\"\u003eIndoor use only; adult-oriented design; responsibly sourced from the USA, UK, and Japan\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1505\" data-start=\"1484\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1556\" data-start=\"1506\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1556\" data-start=\"1506\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1556\" data-start=\"1508\"\u003eLightly dust with a clean, dry cloth as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from USA (Sensaria), United Kingdom (Prodigi), and Japan (Printify Choice)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions: If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8\" x 10\" \/ Matte","offer_id":51724724470059,"sku":"26398766568382744477","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16″ x 20″ \/ Matte","offer_id":51724724502827,"sku":"29493275907023347332","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24″ x 36″ \/ Matte","offer_id":51724724535595,"sku":"18870795356461833996","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 18\" \/ Matte","offer_id":51724724568363,"sku":"15977023910753235554","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0977\/2059\/8827\/files\/6548288806895992951_2048.jpg?v=1768312322","url":"https:\/\/primefortytwo.com\/products\/matte-poster-crayon-eater-for-life-bulldog-art-print","provider":"Prime 42 LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}